Interviewer: Could you have been in a boy band?
Ed: Fuck no. I had trouble getting signed to a record label for the way I look.
Interviewer: Ladies do you find a problem with the way he looks?
Crowd: No!
Ed: But that’s only because I’ve been given the opportunity to kind of go out there and play my music.The first glimpse of a boy band is usually the way that they look. So I probably wouldn’t have fit in the boy band. And I can’t dance either. To be fair, when I first went to record companies when I was like 17, I wasn’t really managed and I hadn’t done anything really big. I just had a lot of songs. I moved to London on my own at 16. I was a very athletic kid, but when I moved above a pub (when I was only living off of one pound a day) I just ate fries every day and the pub gave me free beer. So all I did was drink beer and eat chips. So I got very, very fat very, very, quickly. So you can imagine a fat, pale, red-cheeked, ginger kid coming in and singing you love songs. And all the guys at the record companies are like “This is not marketable.”
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A list of things that do not offend people
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•why are all the dots black you fucking racist
omg
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the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
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*turns out lights and lights candles*
*stands in front of mirror*
pizza
pizza
pizza
*climbs out of your mirror*
wassup dawg
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The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right
This deserves more notes.
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The first week of school you’re like:
The rest of the year you’re like:
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