Interviewer: Could you have been in a boy band?
Ed: Fuck no. I had trouble getting signed to a record label for the way I look.
Interviewer: Ladies do you find a problem with the way he looks?
Ed: But that’s only because I’ve been given the opportunity to kind of go out there and play my music.The first glimpse of a boy band is usually the way that they look. So I probably wouldn’t have fit in the boy band. And I can’t dance either. To be fair, when I first went to record companies when I was like 17, I wasn’t really managed and I hadn’t done anything really big. I just had a lot of songs. I moved to London on my own at 16. I was a very athletic kid, but when I moved above a pub (when I was only living off of one pound a day) I just ate fries every day and the pub gave me free beer. So all I did was drink beer and eat chips. So I got very, very fat very, very, quickly. So you can imagine a fat, pale, red-cheeked, ginger kid coming in and singing you love songs. And all the guys at the record companies are like “This is not marketable.”
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the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
*turns out lights and lights candles*
*stands in front of mirror*
*climbs out of your mirror*
The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right
This deserves more notes.
The first week of school you’re like:
The rest of the year you’re like:
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